Monday, August 09, 2010

Things no one tells you about pregnancy




'Pouncing' on your husband to show him how much you love him (just like you used to) isn't such a good idea. Your centre of gravity, your sense of balance and your awareness of where you are going to land will most likely be a little off and you may just end up kneeing him squarely in the bollocks.


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24 comments:

  1. Catherine9/8/10 11:12 am

    Buahahahahhaa *snort*

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  2. Marie9/8/10 11:46 am

    Pretty much exactly as Catherine said, lucky I wasn't drinking tea/water or anything to choke on!

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  3. Becky9/8/10 11:51 am

    Ouch

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  4. Cate S9/8/10 1:04 pm

    Hee. Best Nye-photo.

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  5. Julia (Color Me Green)9/8/10 1:08 pm

    He looks so Scottish here.

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  6. liz9/8/10 2:24 pm

    similarly, he cannot smother you with hugs by laying on top of you.

    found that one out last night.

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  7. jamie9/8/10 3:27 pm

    hahahha. nye.

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  8. Cassandra Dias9/8/10 3:30 pm

    Hahahahaaha! That photo is perfect for this post!

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  9. Laura9/8/10 3:44 pm

    Hahahaha this made me smile!

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  10. Kristy9/8/10 4:01 pm

    Definitely the perfect shot for this post. I don't know how I managed to keep the laughter silent but I'm glad I did. Would've made the conference call I'm on quite awkward.

    I pounce on DJ all the time. You'd think he'd be used to it by now, but he flinches every time.

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  11. LPC9/8/10 4:05 pm

    Classic. I love that photo.

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  12. Unknown9/8/10 6:07 pm

    hehehehe whoops.

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  13. Tiffany9/8/10 6:21 pm

    Oooo NOOO hahahahahahaha that is just ....horrible ::snicker snicker::

    Well at least your already pregnant so he can't say anything about being unable to have kids :)

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  14. wool and misc9/8/10 6:23 pm

    HA!HA!HA! That face is priceless.

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  15. elle9/8/10 6:25 pm

    Oh bless the boy. And his bruised bollocks.

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  16. shine little light*10/8/10 1:17 am

    oh dear... I often accidetly do that anyway - minus pregnant lack of spacial awareness. *s*

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  17. Miss C10/8/10 1:51 am

    Bahahahahaha!

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  18. blind irish pirate10/8/10 3:05 am

    You are freaking hilarious. Which is why you won't be surprised when I tell you that I "gave you an award" over on my blog. As silly as that sounds, and as dumb as I feel, just thought you should know.

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  19. Char10/8/10 3:20 am

    oh no....bad show.

    (understatement)

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  20. downtomysoul10/8/10 10:40 am

    Hopefully he'll forgive you in time for when you need him to put your shoes on for you cos you can't bend over.

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  21. Rachel11/8/10 12:34 pm

    :) poor old N! x

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  22. anna and the ring12/8/10 7:49 pm

    Thanks for the heads up. Bean thanks you.

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  23. iida15/8/10 6:59 pm

    I can't even -

    Thank you, that was my first hysterical fit of laughter today. :)

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  24. Lorraine21/8/10 10:15 pm

    I giggled. How well I remember those moments.

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play nice.

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