I nearly ordered this card from The Beautiful Project for The Boy. I couldn't bring myself to do it though. Not because it's not brilliant but because it would be a nasty lie. The Boy's farts are not cute, they're plain mean.
And saying sweet things just because they're cute and not because you mean them is just damn silly.
Besides, I think he'd prefer the sentiment behind this one. And I might be having to buy this one after he reads the above.
Image courtesy of The Beautiful Project and via Moments of Pleasure.
Image courtesy of The Beautiful Project and via Moments of Pleasure.
:D my husband doesn't do PDWs (public displays of wind) so despite loving the bunnies it juts wouldn't go. I love love love the sorry for being an ass card. I need to have a stock pile of them. xxx
ReplyDeleteI saw that first etsy card a few days back and was really tempted. It seemed like a great truthful valentine.
ReplyDeleteHa! Very funny. I love etsy
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This is the greatest Etsy shop I've seen in a while. Thank you for sharing this.
ReplyDeleteNow if only they had the "Thank you for still wanting to marry me even though I'm a crazy b**** who makes you make doily garlands while watching bad reality tv with me" card.
I haven't referred to that deed as humping in way too long.
ReplyDeleteLove those! x
ReplyDeleteWhat adorable cards!!!
ReplyDeleteThe card is cute but you're right it is a total lie.
ReplyDeletejj
ha! thats the cutest card. what a cool range
ReplyDeleteYay! Glad you found them as silly as I did!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link, they so deserve a wider audience.
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ReplyDeleteok i'm done.
i love it!! ha ha ha! so good. patty & i always say "farts equal funny." it's so right up our alley.
ReplyDeletehappy belated valentines.
xox
ha! so great.
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