Monday, August 09, 2010

Things no one tells you about pregnancy




'Pouncing' on your husband to show him how much you love him (just like you used to) isn't such a good idea. Your centre of gravity, your sense of balance and your awareness of where you are going to land will most likely be a little off and you may just end up kneeing him squarely in the bollocks.


24 comments:

  1. Pretty much exactly as Catherine said, lucky I wasn't drinking tea/water or anything to choke on!

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  2. similarly, he cannot smother you with hugs by laying on top of you.

    found that one out last night.

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  3. Hahahahaaha! That photo is perfect for this post!

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  4. Hahahaha this made me smile!

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  5. Definitely the perfect shot for this post. I don't know how I managed to keep the laughter silent but I'm glad I did. Would've made the conference call I'm on quite awkward.

    I pounce on DJ all the time. You'd think he'd be used to it by now, but he flinches every time.

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  6. Classic. I love that photo.

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  7. Oooo NOOO hahahahahahaha that is just ....horrible ::snicker snicker::

    Well at least your already pregnant so he can't say anything about being unable to have kids :)

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  8. HA!HA!HA! That face is priceless.

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  9. Oh bless the boy. And his bruised bollocks.

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  10. oh dear... I often accidetly do that anyway - minus pregnant lack of spacial awareness. *s*

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  11. You are freaking hilarious. Which is why you won't be surprised when I tell you that I "gave you an award" over on my blog. As silly as that sounds, and as dumb as I feel, just thought you should know.

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  12. oh no....bad show.

    (understatement)

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  13. Hopefully he'll forgive you in time for when you need him to put your shoes on for you cos you can't bend over.

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  14. Thanks for the heads up. Bean thanks you.

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  15. I can't even -

    Thank you, that was my first hysterical fit of laughter today. :)

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  16. I giggled. How well I remember those moments.

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play nice.